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This is not just a list of Bullshit.. it's a History, a Chronicleing of our Rise.. TO POWER!!! (thanks to Tenacious D ;) ) This history goes back a long long time..... to the Year 3030..
Back then there were a lot of Dutch Gamers who didn't know shit about each other. They played UT2k4 in different clans, however they did all play Onslaught game Mode. Back then there was the Clan KaoS Contingency , TPPC (aka The Prophecy Clan) and Clan Beware. In these clans there was a shitload of total Nuubs.. During the years 2004, 2005 KurD*KaoS was ClanLeader of KaoS and he wanted nothing so much as to have the best ONS players in the scene to join his team for KaoS Contingency. So he set out to get the biggest nuubs from the other ONS clans. Among them were, MrPhobos, Borania, Diac21 from TPPC, TheFallen and Ita from Clan Turd, Sebbie, Orangetic and Ultracool from Clan Beware. However most of these players didn't yet know their destiny and so they refused at first to change clans or to leave their old clans behind... Eventually KurD had to become Leader of the Team-NL for Ut2k4 Onslaught to get all the best players together in a Team. After having done this he managed to befriend all of them and he got some members from TPPC to join KaoS. After that slowly but surely he also got some others like Ita and TheFallen to join KaoS. After having played top of the League Onslaught (ranking up to 3rd on the EU ladder) and playing Countless matches KaoS Contingency fell into a Dark age of World of Warcraft. KurD and Wuzzel (good friend and by then also member of the UT2k4 Management of KaoS) made a Guild called Unknown on the Korgall WoW Europe Server. Many KaoS players joined them there as Officers and Members. Some members were lost and forgotten... however after 1,5 Years of WoW, Wuzzel and KurD came back to UT2k4. By then the Onslaught Scene had died and the Beware ONS teams were also a bit out of work. Eventually KurD and Orangetic met on a server with Team Arena Master running. A mod that was becoming Popular at the time. Orangetic and KurD became friends and Orangetic used the name Nuub4life online which later turned into ^efil4buuN (written backwards). KurD, wanted a new online Identity and so he became SailCat and later on SailCat4life^. Then one day they decided it was the perfect tag for a clan. Since KurD had been rallying the old pwners from Beware and KaoS to play TAM cups and ONS cups under the Dr.Clan he changed that Clan into the Nuubs4life together with Marius in May 2006. This was the start shot for a new clan and a new age of NUUBNESS!!! All the coolest Nuubs from the Dutch UT2k4 Scene who knew each other since the beginning of the ONS scene came together in a clan to play TAM/Freon. Nameing: 1.Pwnz0rz
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| ^efil4buuN * |  |  | Fluffing | Horizontal | OverTehTop | - !ynroh m'i nmad DOG - | | ^efil4nellaFehT |  |  | Law of the Feces and P00Pz0rs | Horizontal | UnderTehp00p | WTF egt | | ^efil4sobohPrM * |  |  | Nuboriteit | Horizontal | OverTehTop | Kurd... STFU! Thank you. | | ^efil4taCliaS |  |  | Sailing! | Vertical | OverTehTop | I R Sailing, I R SAILING!! OPEN WATER ACROSS TEH SEA! | | ^efil4taCyellA * |  | | AlleyMeister | Horizontal | UnderTehp00p | Life ! | | ^efil4toofgiB |  |  | Schoenstrikken | Horizontal | OverTehTop | Gier and iam so efil that i can fuck the whole clanpage (this one) by myself me and i. W00t...0//...\\0....\0/....orly....yarly....nowai!!!!! gold 4 epix plz...n gold 4 epixmount. lfg molten core......zomg......r0xx0rz...l0lz0rz......kkthxbye | | ^efil4yug_rehtona * |  |  | Plankheelkunde | Vertical | UnderTehp00p | There is no pie. | 2.Gayz0rz
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| ^efil4ainaroB |  |  | Haxshots | Horizontal | OverTehTop | | | ^efil4ejkeoD * |  |  | Swaffelen | Horizontal | OverTehTop | Shut up and listen. | | ^efil4hsinaV |  |  | RocketSpam | Horizontal | UnderTehp00p | You'd better start dodging | | ^efil4kSiLiSaB |  |  | Ultra-Aapheid | Horizontal | UnderTehp00p | A basilisk is a legendary creature from classical mythology that is said to have killed its prey with either its breath or a fatal look... | | ^efil4nekaL |  |  | Ninja Pirate! | Vertical | OverTehTop | LALALALALALALAAA LIMBO LAAAAAAAA | | ^efil4NjinK * |  |  | Spem-Mijstrow | Horizontal | OverTehTop | $p@m= teh Årtzør | | ^efil4Rekn4W (wa) * |  |  | Wanking | Horizontal | UnderTehp00p | You stupid wanker! | | ^efil4SnopS |  |  | | | | | | |
And now we are here.. we have but 1 Mission! To Nuub or be the Biggest Nuubs!!! 4 Life!!! <3 Sailcat |